Galaxy Warriors Called Home To China
Reuters reported today that the space warriors have been called home to China. Earth may be left without its legion of 380,000 Galaxy Warriors and be a more dangerous place.
Alternatively the recall of the toy soldiers in bivouac in Family Dollar Stores will leave the US a safer place for small people who lead the legions of plastic figures with "excessive levels of lead" according to an advisory by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
The toys are about 4.5 inches tall and were sold by the chain during January 2006 through October 2007.
Reuters advises that the toys should be returned to Henry Gordy International Inc. which distributed them. They can be reached at (888) 790-2700.
Your children will be safer. Earth may be at risk for attack by warring plastic space aliens not from China. Happy Halloween.
Alternatively the recall of the toy soldiers in bivouac in Family Dollar Stores will leave the US a safer place for small people who lead the legions of plastic figures with "excessive levels of lead" according to an advisory by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
The toys are about 4.5 inches tall and were sold by the chain during January 2006 through October 2007.
Reuters advises that the toys should be returned to Henry Gordy International Inc. which distributed them. They can be reached at (888) 790-2700.
Your children will be safer. Earth may be at risk for attack by warring plastic space aliens not from China. Happy Halloween.
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